Spam Offer by Paul Laughton
To senders of uninvited email solicitations
Version February 8 Copyright (C) 2011 Paul Laughton
TAKE NOTICE that I am unwilling to be freely
emailed junk, and that I reserve my right to take action against anyone
sending me
email contrary to the Notification and Offer below.
Rights in the text of this Spam Offer
Copying, redistribution, modification and production of derived works
of this Spam Offer are permitted only under the GNU General Public
License (GPL). The copyright of most parts of this document are
held by Junkbusters
Corporation and are used here by permission under the GPL. This Spam
Offer
comes with no warranty. If clarification is needed refer first
to
the document titled About Junkbusters SPAMOFF
published by Junkbusters Corporation; for copies see www.junkbusters.com . Copies of
the GPL are available there or from the Free Software Foundation, 675
Massachusetts Avenue, Cambridge, MA 02139, USA.
Notice of permission
I permit anyone who receives an uninvited solicitation by email
(``You'') to include my name and my email address(es) given below in
Your reply to
the sender or the sender's agent, on the following four
conditions.
- Your reply must consist of the Notification and Offer
quoted
here (or any similar version published by Junkbusters) and the
copyright
notice. It may also include the names and email addresses of others who
have
also issued this same Notice of Permission.
- The reply must be made in a responsible and reasonable
manner. It
must not be sent in large or bulk email messages.
- You must not do anything that imposes any cost, liability
or obligation on me.
- Your reply is Yours, not ours. You are not authorized to
act on
my behalf in any way.
I permit my name and my email address(es) below to be included in lists
published on the Web of people who have adopted the same Notification
and
Offer and Notice of Permission .
Notification and Offer
I do not want to receive uninvited solicitations by email (``Junk
Email''). I am unwilling to receive Junk Email freely because it costs
me time and
money. If you send me any Junk Email other than on the terms of the
offer
set out in the following nine points, I will take this to mean that you
plan
to use what I offered you without paying for it. If you ever try to do
this
I reserve my right to take any action available to me without further
reference
to you. Actions available to me include taking proceedings against you
for
negligence or breach of contract, which may result in substantial
damages
being awarded against you by a court. The unauthorized use of my
computing
facilities may even be a crime.
- I offer to receive all further email from you on the terms
set out
below. If you send me any solicitation by email without my express
prior
written consent this will be taken as your acceptance of this
offer.
- For the purposes of points 3 and 4, you will be taken to
have sent
any email sent by any entity apparently associated with you for the
purpose of sending email solicitations.
- You must pay me One Thousand US dollars ($1000) for each
such item of email that
you send me.
- You must pay me One Thousand US dollars ($1000) for each
copy of each email solicitation that you send to anybody or any email
address referred to below, even if
you don't send a copy to me. You may also have to pay other persons as
well
if they have sent you a similar offer.
- I may join with any of those persons for the purpose of
efficiently
collecting your payments.
- You must mail payment by certified check to me within five
working
days of the transmission of the email. If you do not know where to send
payment, you must state this in the email and give me an easy way to
tell you. For your convience you may now also remit payment via my Paypal Account:
paul@laughton.com
- Each email item must be uniquely identified, and each
payment must
clearly identify the relevant item or items.
- You must tell me your name and full business and
residential addresses in each email message.
- I may vary the terms of or terminate this offer at any
time (even
after you have accepted it). Any new terms will apply to all email you
send
after you have been notified of a variation.
(Due to increased costs, the per spam
payment was $1000/spam as of February 9, 2011.)
Identification
Name : Paul Laughton
Email 1: paul@laughton.com
Email 2: kathleen.laughton.com
Email 3: sarah@laughton.com
Email 4: (any and all other names)@laughton.com
URL : http://www.laughton.com/spamoff/spamoff.shtml
End of Spam Offer
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